Top 22 Nicknames for Benedict Cumberbatch

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22. King Of The Cumberbitches!

21. Cummerbund Bandersnatch 

20. Spongebob Squarebatch

19. Vorpal Blade Snicker Snack

18. Jinglebear Briarpatch

17. Sasquatch Pancakestack

16. Litterbox Slumber Cat

15. Grammy Pick Grandmaster Flash

14. Bandicoot Crash and Snatch

13. Turtleneck Dumbledore

12. Peregrine Bumpershoot

11. Parlortrick Chunter Prat

10. Boffin Dick Baby Match

9. River Styx Titan Clash

8. Bend-It-Like-Beckham Snatch

7. Bubble Tea Cabbage Patch

6. Benny Hill Camelsnatch

5. Thistledick Lumberjack

4. Bento Box Bumble Batch

3. Watercloset Chimneysweep

2. Bendy-Dick Cum-On-My-Baps

1. D'Brickashaw Ferguson

Note: "Bendy-Dick Cum-On-My-Baps" was an actual school nickname. If you don't know what "baps" are, ask a Brit.